Roc-A-Fella Records co-founder Dame Dash may not be as visible as he once was back in the Roc days. But when the man does makes an appearance, it’s sure to have folks talking for days. Twitter erupted with jokes galore today when a hashtag titled #TweetLikeDameDash commandeered timelines everywhere.
The hashtag was birthed from a recent Breakfast Club interview where the Harlem native discussed his latest ventures, attacked all rumors head on and even gave birth to Twitter’s favorite phrase of the moment— “Chatty Patty.” The true gem of the interview is Dame’s take on being a boss, which switches the entire direction of the interview and resulted in some tense but memorable moments. Although it’s been almost two weeks since the interview first dropped, social media always has a way of keeping the party going.
We rounded up some of the best #TweetLikeDameDash tweets for your pleasure. Sit back, enjoy and remember to use your inner Dame voice when reading.
Real men don’t drink water. How can you as a man depend on something to live. Nah.. We from Harlem. We don’t do that. #TweetLikeDameDash
— Mr Perfect (@LayupGod) March 23, 2015
A real man don’t let another man fix his plate. When I go in a Chipotle, I make my own burrito. Flip it & buy the place #TweetLikeDameDash
— jujoffer (@jujoffer) March 23, 2015
No grown man should drink water. Real men bond their own oxygen and hydrogen molecules to create liquids #TweetLikeDameDash
— LeBrown James (@LBRWNJMS) March 23, 2015
Congress? How you gon let another man represent you in a legislative body based on your geographical location? #TweetLikeDameDash
— Kozza (@Kozza) March 23, 2015
I could never be Catholic. What kind of man calls another man his lord and savior? My son founded his own religion #TweetLikeDameDash
— ron_lo (@MAD3_IN_JERSEY) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash I don’t believe in Mankind, because what kind of man believes in another man.
— Van Lathan (@VanLathan) March 23, 2015
We dont stand in lines in Harlem. If I get there and theres another man in front of me, thats his line. Ima create mine #TweetLikeDameDash
— Man$a Mu$a (@NaijaMane) March 23, 2015
Real men don’t have father’s. I’ll never call another man daddy. Im from Harlem, I was delivered by a stork #TweetLikeDameDash
— Devin Cobbs (@DevCNYC) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash real men don’t have fathers. Why would u allow yourself to b created by another man. I’m from Harlem, we create ourselves
— Breezi (@BreeziNUrMouth) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash woaaaah you catching flights? What kind of man let another man fly him around? We from Harlem. We WALK to dubai.
— Veteran Freshman (@yusufyuie) March 23, 2015
#TweetLikeDameDash I don’t buy the plan b pill for my women, because I’m a boss and a real boss knows how to make plan a work.
— Lou Siffer (@ChunLi__) March 23, 2015
How can u have a heart attack and call for an ambulance? Buy ur own Ambulance! u cant save my life what will my son think #TweetLikeDameDash
— BARNEY ARTIST (@barneyartist) March 23, 2015