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OH WOW!!!…Kevin Hart Has Declared War On Instagram..Too Funny!!

OMGEE!!! EarHustle411 came across a few posts on Instagram and BOY OH BOY is Kevin Hart on the warpath and he is straight cutting up!!   We don’t know what Drake, Meek Mill, Lil Duval & Marlon Wayans did to cause Kevin to declare war but what we can say is READY, AIM, SHOTS FIRED…DIRECT HIT!!! He is claiming Social Media SUICIDE!! EarHustle411 will keep you posted…WOW!! This is too darn funny!! #WarHasBeenDelared #ThisIsWhatIDo. 

Check out why and who he has declared war on (click on show details):

@champagnepapi @meekmill & @lilduval …..its on biiitttcchheeessss . You all have just committed social media suicide #WAR #YallDoneFuckedUp #BeAfraid
  Y’all done fucked up…. My first victim is @marlonwayans ….Your face looks like one of the Footballs that Tom Brady let the air out of. You could of played “Whitney Houston” in her Biopic….If a “Black & Mild” cigar came to life it would look like you….Lick your lips before you take a picture this close!!!! Why do u have 3 different grades of hair on your face???? You look like a monkey that the government runs test on!!!! What’s that WHITE shit in the corner of your mouth??? Wipe your corners at all time….your the “Wayan” that the family is ashamed of….they have meetings about you behind your back!!! You look like a Lenny kravitz starter Kit!!!! Boooooom Bittttccchhhhh ….@meekmill & @champagnepapi & @lilduval are fucking next!!!! Be afraid #ThisIsWhatiDo #WarHasBeenDeclared    Holy moly donut shop….Awwww shit. I’m about to expose my good friend @meekmill ….nobody knows this but he’s had plastic surgery done to his face. This can’t be the same guy….His face looks like a chopped & screwed mixtape…..this mans front teeth look like a pair of white Jordan 11’s….This picture should be in a dictionary next to the word “DirtyNigga” …..He’s making a face that clearly shows that he has bad body odor!!!! This is a real life “I eat ass face”…..I will bet all of my money that his hair smelled like mildew back then!!!! Wait a minute I just realized that this is a picture of a flat chested young black woman!!!! Boooooom Biiiittttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDoNext up is @lilduval …..What in the “Ying Yang Twin” is going on here???? This man looks like a bad built Vietnamese Boy!!!! His head is way to big for his body!!! He looks like a dirty neighborhood pit bull in the face. I will bet my life that he was the guy that was selling stolen cable…. What level of “Cooning” were you trying to reach in this picture….This looks like a Ad for one of those cheap commercials where the guy is telling you to buy a TV because his prices are CRAZY….u look like a Bass Fish that somebody caught in a competition….Boooooom Biiiitttcccchhhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDoJesus Christ…..where in the hell do I start???? Why is @champagnepapi in a bathtub with a hookah???? Who said that this shot would be great for UR career. Is this a Canadian thing??? This looks like a “Sex Hotline” add….I bet the bubbles were your idea. This looks like a Lionel Ritchie album cover….what in the hell are you staring at??? This is truly your “WORST BEHAVIOR” you just went 0 to 100 real quick with this dumbass picture….Holy shit Drake looks like the type of guy that would drink his own bathwater…..in his voice “It taste like cucumber melon” …..u look like a light skin Gerald Levert with that dumbass beard!!!! I hate it….I demand that you lose that beard ASAP. Boooooom Biiiitttccccchhhh #WarHasBeenDeclared #ThisIsWhatiDo


UPDATE: It seems Kevin Hart’s war casualties have spoken!!! Check it out:

Yo @kevinhart4real I was merely offering you brotherly advice about your tight ass Battlestar Galactica vest. But since you wanna “call me out” I’d like to address this photo as well. Put your shirt on. It’s disturbing. You look like Bushwick Bill got his eye fixed. There’s a weird shape happening here it’s like Boris Kodjoe’s body on Emmanuel Lewis’ height. You got a body like a drunk middle aged football coach. All the oil in the world ain’t gonna bring them lower abs in. You got abs like Kenya Moore. Go sit yo lil California Raisin ass down and put a shirt on. Got the nerve to have tattoos on yo black ass, we can’t read them nigga all we see is raised skin. .. You gotta feel them shits like brail to know what the fuck they say. I didn’t know they made nike sport wear for midget tossing … When did that shit become a sport? #idothistookev #fourfeetsixiseasytocutup #idtakethisfunnybodyoverthatuglyassvestanyday


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