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New York Jets Star Kellen Winslow Jr. Got Caught in Target Parking Lot With a Hand Full of Nutts!!!!

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8:41 AM PT — Kellen’s rep issued a statement saying the whole  thing was a misunderstanding because Kellen was NOT throwing a J.

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the  time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not  smell like smoke when he returned home.”

The rep continued, “There was  absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would  have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be  the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”
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New  York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a  Target parking lot … with TWO jars of vaseline in his car … this according  to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.

The  30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th … after cops in  New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot “pleasuring  himself” in his vehicle.

According to the report, a 58-year-old white  lady had pulled up next to Kellen’s Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed  Kellen sitting in the driver’s seat with the window open.

The woman says  she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that’s  when she saw his erect penis … and called the cops.

When cops arrived  to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car  … along with synthetic marijuana labelled “Mr. Happy” — and Kellen admitted  he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

Cops asked Kellen what he was  doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got  lost. Cops note that K’s penis was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen  was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

Winslow Jr. was  never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating — but he was  hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed … and last week, pleaded not  guilty.

Source: http://www.tmz.com

 

 

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